Max’s Escape and Rudy and Liesel’s Thieving Adventures

When he left it, the storeroom was empty but for the floor.
‎“Goodbye,” he whispered.
‎The last thing Max saw was the small mound of hair, sitting casually against the wall.
‎Goodbye.
‎With a clean-shaven face and lopsided yet neatly combed hair, he had walked out of that building a new man. In
‎fact, he walked out German. Hang on a second, he was German. Or more to the point, he had been.
‎In his stomach was the electric combination of nourishment and nausea.
‎He walked to the station.
‎He showed his ticket and identity card, and now he sat in a small box compartment of the train, directly in
‎danger’s spotlight.
‎“Papers.”
‎That was what he dreaded to hear.
‎It was bad enough when he was stopped on the platform. He knew he could not withstand it twice.
‎The shivering hands.
‎The smell—no, the stench—of guilt.
‎He simply couldn’t bear it again.
‎Fortunately, they came through early and only asked for the ticket, and now all that was left was a window of
‎small towns, the congregations of lights, and the woman snoring on the other side of the compartment.
‎For most of the journey, he made his way through the book, trying never to look up.
‎The words lolled about in his mouth as he read them.
‎Strangely, as he turned the pages and progressed through the chapters, it was only two words he ever tasted.
‎Mein Kampf. My struggle—
‎The title, over and over again, as the train prattled on, from one German town to the next.
‎Mein Kampf You could argue that Liesel Meminger had it easy. She did have it easy compared to Max Vandenburg.
‎Certainly, her brother practically died in her arms. Her mother abandoned her.
‎But anything was better than being a Jew.
‎In the time leading up to Max’s arrival, another washing customer was lost, this time the Weingartners. The
‎obligatory Schimpferei occurred in the kitchen, and Liesel composed herself with the fact that there were still
‎two left, and even better, one of them was the mayor, the wife, the books.
‎As for Liesel’s other activities, she was still causing havoc with Rudy Steiner. I would even suggest that they
‎were polishing their wicked ways.
‎They made a few more journeys with Arthur Berg and his friends, keen to prove their worth and extend their
‎thieving repertoire. They took potatoes from one farm, onions from another. Their biggest victory, however,
‎they performed alone.
‎As witnessed earlier, one of the benefits of walking through town was the prospect of finding things on the
‎ground. Another was noticing people, or more important, the same people, doing identical things week after
‎week.
‎A boy from school, Otto Sturm, was one such person. Every Friday afternoon, he rode his bike to church,
‎carrying goods to the priests.
‎For a month, they watched him, as good weather turned to bad, and Rudy in particular was determined that one
‎Friday, in an abnormally frosty week in October, Otto wouldn’t quite make it.
‎“All those priests,” Rudy explained as they walked through town. “They’re all too fat anyway. They could do
‎without a feed for a week or so.” Liesel could only agree. First of all, she wasn’t Catholic. Second, she was
‎pretty hungry herself. As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy was carrying two buckets of cold water,
‎or as he put it, two buckets of future ice.
‎Just before two o’clock, he went to work.
‎Without any hesitation, he poured the water onto the road in the exact position where Otto would pedal around
‎the corner.
‎Liesel had to admit it.
‎There was a small portion of guilt at first, but the plan was perfect, or at least as close to perfect as it could be.
‎At just after two o’clock every Friday, Otto Sturm turned onto Munich Street with the produce in his front
‎basket, at the handlebars. On this particular Friday, that was as far as he would travel.
‎The road was icy as it was, but Rudy put on the extra coat, barely able to contain a grin. It ran across his face
‎like a skid.
‎“Come on,” he said, “that bush there.” After approximately fifteen minutes, the diabolical plan bore its fruit, so to speak.
‎Rudy pointed his finger into a gap in the bush. “There he is.”
‎Otto came around the corner, dopey as a lamb.
‎He wasted no time in losing control of the bike, sliding across the ice, and lying facedown on the road.
‎When he didn’t move, Rudy looked at Liesel with alarm. “Crucified Christ,” he said, “I think we might have
‎killed him!” He crept slowly out, removed the basket, and they made their getaway.
‎“Was he breathing?” Liesel asked, farther down the street.
‎“Keine Ahnung,” Rudy said, clinging to the basket. He had no idea.
‎From far down the hill, they watched as Otto stood up, scratched his head, scratched his crotch, and looked
‎everywhere for the basket.
‎“Stupid Scheisskopf. ” Rudy grinned, and they looked through the spoils. Bread, broken eggs, and the big one,
‎Speck. Rudy held the fatty ham to his nose and breathed it gloriously in. “Beautiful.”
‎As tempting as it was to keep the victory to themselves, they were overpowered by a sense of loyalty to Arthur
‎Berg. They made their way to his impoverished lodging on Kempf Strasse and showed him the produce. Arthur
‎couldn’t hold back his approval.
‎“Who did you steal this from?”
‎It was Rudy who answered. “Otto Sturm.”
‎“Well,” he nodded, “whoever that is, I’m grateful to him.” He walked inside and returned with a bread knife, a
‎frying pan, and a jacket, and the three thieves walked the hallway of apartments. “We’ll get the others,” Arthur
‎Berg stated as they made it outside. “We might be criminals, but we’re not totally immoral.” Much like the
‎book thief, he at least drew the line somewhere.
‎A few more doors were knocked on. Names were called out to apartments from streets below, and soon, the
‎whole conglomerate of Arthur Berg’s fruit-stealing troop was on its way to the Amper. In the clearing on the
‎other side, a fire was lit and what was left of the eggs was salvaged and fried. The bread and Speck were cut.
‎With hands and knives, every last piece of Otto Sturm’s delivery was eaten. No priest in sight.
‎It was only at the end that an argument developed, regarding the basket. The majority of boys wanted to burn it.
‎Fritz Hammer and Andy Schmeikl wanted to keep it, but Arthur Berg, showing his incongruous moral aptitude,
‎had a better idea.
‎“You two,” he said to Rudy and Liesel. “Maybe you should take it back to that Sturm character. I’d say that
‎poor bastard probably deserves that much.”
‎“Oh, come on, Arthur.”
‎“I don’t want to hear it, Andy.”
‎“Jesus Christ.”“He doesn’t want to hear it, either.”
‎The group laughed and Rudy Steiner picked up the basket. “I’ll take it back and hang it on their mailbox.”
‎He had walked only twenty meters or so when the girl caught up. She would be home far too late for comfort,
‎but she was well aware that she had to accompany Rudy Steiner through town, to the Sturm farm on the other
‎side.
‎For a long time, they walked in silence.
‎“Do you feel bad?” Liesel finally asked. They were already on the way home.
‎“About what?”
‎“You know.”
‎“Of course I do, but I’m not hungry anymore, and I bet he’s not hungry, either. Don’t think for a second that the
‎priests would get food if there wasn’t enough to go around at home.”
‎“He just hit the ground so hard.”
‎“Don’t remind me.” But Rudy Steiner couldn’t resist smiling. In years to come, he would be a giver of bread,
‎not a stealer—proof again of the contradictory human being. So much good, so much evil. Just add water.
‎Five days after their bittersweet little victory, Arthur Berg emerged again and invited them on his next stealing
‎project. They ran into him on Munich Street, on the way home from school on a Wednesday. He was already in
‎his Hitler Youth uniform. “We’re going again tomorrow afternoon. You interested?”
‎They couldn’t help themselves. “Where?”
‎“The potato place.”
‎Twenty-four hours later, Liesel and Rudy braved the wire fence again and filled their sack.
‎The problem showed up as they made their getaway.
‎“Christ!” shouted Arthur. “The farmer!” It was his next word, however, that frightened. He called it out as if
‎he’d already been attacked with it. His mouth ripped open. The word flew out, and the word was ax.
‎Sure enough, when they turned around, the farmer was running at them, the weapon held aloft.
‎The whole group ran for the fence line and made their way over. Rudy, who was farthest away, caught up
‎quickly, but not quickly enough to avoid being last. As he pulled his leg up, he became entangled.
‎“Hey!”
‎The sound of the stranded.
‎The group stopped.
‎Instinctively, Liesel ran back.Hurry up!” Arthur called out. His voice was far away, as if he’d swallowed it before it exited his mouth.
‎White sky.
‎The others ran.
‎Liesel arrived and started pulling at the fabric of his pants. Rudy’s eyes were opened wide with fear. “Quick,”
‎he said, “he’s coming.”
‎Far off, they could still hear the sound of deserting feet when an extra hand grabbed the wire and reefed it away
‎from Rudy Steiner’s pants. A piece was left on the metallic knot, but the boy was able to escape.
‎“Now move it,” Arthur advised them, not long before the farmer arrived, swearing and struggling for breath.
‎The ax held on now, with force, to his leg. He called out the futile words of the robbed:
‎“I’ll have you arrested! I’ll find you! I’ll find out who you are!”
‎That was when Arthur Berg replied.
‎“The name is Owens!” He loped away, catching up to Liesel and Rudy. “Jesse Owens!”
‎When they made it to safe ground, fighting to suck the air into their lungs, they sat down and Arthur Berg came
‎over. Rudy wouldn’t look at him. “It’s happened to all of us,” Arthur said, sensing the disappointment. Was he
‎lying? They couldn’t be sure and they would never find out.
‎A few weeks later, Arthur Berg moved to Cologne.
‎They saw him once more, on one of Liesel’s washing delivery rounds. In an alleyway off Munich Street, he
‎handed Liesel a brown paper bag containing a dozen chestnuts. He smirked. “A contact in the roasting
‎industry.” After informing them of his departure, he managed to proffer a last pimply smile and to cuff each of
‎them on the forehead. “Don’t go eating all those things at once, either,” and they never saw Arthur Berg again.
‎As for me, I can tell you that I most definitely saw him.
‎A SMALL TRIBUTE TO ARTHUR BERG,
‎A STILL-LIVING MAN
‎The Cologne sky was yellow and rotting,
‎flaking at the edges.
‎He sat propped against a wall with a child
‎in his arms. His sister.
‎When she stopped breathing, he stayed with her,
‎and I could sense he would hold her for hours.
‎There were two stolen apples in his pocket.
‎This time, they played it smarter. They ate one chestnut each and sold the rest of them door to door.
‎“If you have a few pfennig to spare,” Liesel said at each house, “I have chestnuts.” They ended up with sixteen
‎coins.
‎“Now,” Rudy grinned, “revenge.”

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